Clockwork Tea 2022 aka "The Tea-Rita" can be purchased by the pitcher (full year) or by the cup (one quarter at a time)!

- Save 10% when you buy a pitcher!

- Readings are approximately 75-90 min.

- Handouts for notes provided!

This reading will please your palate if you are looking for short and sweet clarity on a "flavor" (topic) of your choosing. Served HOT, and with a 24 hr. "brew time", this quick refresher will jump-start your decision-making in no time!

Let me hold space for you! If you need to "air out" or vent, OR need help deciphering one of your OWN spreads, this is for you! Let's talk things out and get you back into a cool, calm, and collected space.
FYI, I WILL NOT BE PULLING CARDS.

Need something stronger? Try "The Clari-Tea-ni"; it's "The Tea" with a KICK! Your reading will be sent to you within 48 hours as a private YouTube link to a video that only YOU can access. Watch it once or as many times as you need to get the "clari-tea" you desire!

With all the technology available, let's pretend we are back in high school and kick it "old school" on the telephone. I'll be sure to "click over" to make sure the Divine is on our 3-way call, lol.

Let's have a little face-to-face time with our "clari-tea"! Virtual calls are the new hotness, so why not use it connect more personally with one another? I'd love to see my BFFs live and in living color!

This compatibility reading will look at not only the cards, but the stars! Let's check in to see how Mars and Venus get along, as well as your Houses of Partnership, the dynamics associated with Work, Play, and the RedRoom (bedroom ;)), and detail any conflicts to solve and resolve!

This birthchart profile infused with Tarot will give you a blueprint of who you are! Find out how your planets are dressed and where they take up space!
*Readings are scheduled 1 week from confirmation of payment to give time to study your chart.*

A mini-astro reading based on the "Big 3" to give you a snapshot of who you are! This reading can be added on to a 30 or 60 min. reading or can stand alone as a "shot"!

BFF, Party of 2, right this way! Let's sit down and really get to the meat and potatoes of your situation. I'll read the cards and you give me your take on what is being revealed to you to make this a very FILLING experience! Your hunger for answers will be sated, leaving you full and satisfied.

If your video reading needs a little more "oomph" to get you up and running, try one of the add-ons for crystal clear clarity!

Do you need intoxicating insight on hand? RedLight Retainer is an 8 pack of Clari-Tea-nil (3-Card, 1 Question) Readings to be used within one month of purchase. Use them all at once or space them out as you please. Save 20% when purchased as a bundle! What a deal!